Doki Doki: School of Muscular Finance - ASMR(Lancelot)
VA:楠木まれ
"So, how’s work been lately?"
"…It’s okay, I guess."
"‘Okay’? You dare say okay?"
Congratulations. You just triggered a possessive CEO with unlimited funds and questionable personal boundaries.
In this immersive ASMR experience, your emotionally intense boss decides that you need a break—preferably one that involves the ocean, lunch, suspiciously sensual sunscreen application, and 98% more whispered confessions than your HR manual would allow.
? What to expect:
? Corporate-flavored emotional support from a man who treats quarterly reports and your smile with the same level of reverence
? Sunscreen scene that feels like a 3-act romance play (spoiler: it’s just his hands)
? Dialogue so intense you’ll forget this started with a lunch meeting
? Food being lovingly forced into your mouth because apparently that’s romantic now
? Ear cleaning + whispered lullabies + soft dominance = sleep paralysis but emotionally warm
? Warning:
Headphones required (unless you want your roommate to ask why someone is calling you "my woman" every 20 seconds)
Not safe for emotionally unprepared hearts or people with a low tolerance for low, raspy whispers
May cause unrealistic expectations for your next performance review
This isn't just ASMR.
This is emotional damage wrapped in a silk voice, served seaside with a glass of possessive red wine.
He came to give you a break from work.
Now you’re the one who's going to need a vacation… from him.