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The World is on the edge of Chaos...

             Keep edging, it's been worse...

Ass Kicker is a Pixel Art adventure with gameplay inspired by great classics like Megaman X, featuring a story based on a D&D campaign that, honestly, only the people who played it still remember.

(AK: Good times… strawberry milk was cheaper back then.)

Take on the role of AK, a wisecracking bard who constantly breaks the fourth wall (AK: It was already broken when I got here!). Explore the land of Askverg, and look for the perfect heroes for a perfect tale!

(AK: Perfect might be overselling... how about adequate?)

 What awaits you:

Adapting a first D&D adventure of an inexperienced Dungeon Master, Ass Kicker is a first game of an equally inexperienced deV! (AK: He is obviously talking about himself...)
Experience a story created from Friendship, tabletop madness, the dumbest of jokes...

And above all...

PURE OBESSESION FOR A DREAM. (AK: Yep... the deV is kind of nuts)

Meet the heroes of tomorrow, inspired by the real player characters from that old campaign, where the , now, protagonist AK (AK: That's me!!) tries to gather a party epic enough to become legends... and maybe their ballad makes gold & fame enough to pay his tab on his favorite tavern.

(AK: If the bard with the flower name can hit the jackpot, I sure can!!)

in the land of Askverg, it is common for adventurers to use sword & sorcery in their travels, with AK is no different.

The bard is a wielder of runic magic, a rare and ancient art that demands the understanding of the forgotten texts.(AK: That Wizard course finally paid off!) 
With a gameplay inspired by Megaman X, unleash the runic magic and mock your enemies or thunder wave them into oblivion!

But be careful! Even ancient powers runs out if you get cocky!

Despite being constantly under threat, Askverg remains a land full of beauty, and most of this beauty is brought to life through experimental Pixel Art! (AK: Experimental because the dev can’t draw properly!)

(AK: Seriously, if you add us to your wishlist, I'll drink a Strawberry milk in your honor!)

So, what are you waiting for?

Grab your hat, tune your instrument, and join the song.

Legends don’t write themselves — and every good story needs a solid kick to get started.

(AK: Man... I can't believe he menaged to explain the title)