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Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning

Teaching Has Never Been This Chaotic — or This Hilarious! (In VR)

Step into the shoes of the grumpiest teacher alive, tasked with educating a classroom full of AI robots that… somehow forgot how to behave. They raise their hands, get distracted, fight, freeze, panic — and you are the last thing standing between order and total mechanical mayhem.

Your mission? Teach them manners using… let’s say… very unconventional methods (absolutely not approved in real schools).

Welcome to the most insane VR classroom ever created.

Control the Classroom… or Watch It Explode Into Chaos

• Fulfill robot requests before their patience runs out — or brace yourself for total meltdown.

• Write on the board, hand out books, and throw chalk to keep their attention (old-school tactics still kind of work).

• Give misbehaving Robodies a good slap to reset their behavior — it’s wrong, but oh, it works so well.

• Break up fights, wake up sleepers, and repair broken robots before things spiral out of control.

• Grab, drag, or even toss disruptive robots, but be warned: unfair treatment might send them back possessed… and very eager for revenge.

Every minute of survival is a miracle. Every completed lesson is a legendary victory.

A Hilarious Satire of Out-of-Control AI

In the future, machines were supposed to be smart.
Reality check?
They’ve forgotten even the basics of proper behavior.

Now you — a simple human armed with a chalkboard, a pile of chalk, and zero patience — must re-educate them in the fundamental values of society:
respect, discipline, and common sense… one slap at a time.

It’s VR. It’s absurd. It’s therapy.

Why You’ll Love Playing Robodies

• Fast-paced, frantic gameplay that keeps you constantly on your toes.

• Hilarious, unpredictable situations every single class.

• A unique blend of chaos, classroom management, and slapstick physics only possible in VR.

• High replayability: no two lessons are ever the same.

• The perfect game to laugh, blow off steam, and create unforgettable moments to share with friends.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to teach a classroom full of misbehaving robot children —
or simply want to smack an AI with a piece of chalk —
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is your new favorite place to be.