Купить Don't Die, Collect Loot x Monsters and Me
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A chaotic 2D top-down roguelite shooter where you blast through waves of mutant freaks, upgrade ridiculous weapons, and die gloriously. Slime is everywhere. So are the jokes. Survive alone or with a buddy—then do it all again!
A catastrophic slime-ocalypse just turned your city into a buffet for the undead—and guess what? You're the main course...
...but don’t panic! (Actually, panic a little. Okay, that’s just the right amount.)
Grab your best bud (or go full lone-wolf mode) and dive head-first into Monsters and Me—a relentless, round-based, top-down arcade shooter where everything wants to eat your face.
It’s fast. It’s chaotic. It’s funny. It’s gross.
And it’s got PERKS. GUNS. EXPLOSIONS. MORE GUNS.
Also… did we mention slime mutants?
Turn on the power (because nothing works without it, duh).
Buy weapons and supers (BIG ones. LOUD ones. STUPIDLY FUN ones).
Fight off wave after wave of bloodthirsty freaks.
Die horribly. Laugh about it.
Do it again. But, uh, better.
? Zombies? LOL. Try Slime Mutant Rage Freaks.
After a citywide sludge explosion, the locals are looking... extra crispy. Good luck!? 18 Upgradable Weapons
Shotguns, rifles, flamethrowers, and more. Each has 3 upgrade levels. That’s math, baby.? 12 Special Abilities
Each one with 3 upgrade levels, designed to wreck the mutant hordes.
? 5 Perks to Power You Up
Want faster reloads? Bigger booms? Less dying? We got you.
? 4 Playable Characters
Play as Brian, Bob, Nina, or Tony—each with their own vibe and catchphrases.
(Spoiler: One of them says “DUDE” a lot.)
?♀️ Randomized Waves, Power-Ups & Weapons
Every run is a glorious mess. No two games are the same. That’s what we call replayability (also: chaos).
? Comedic Cutscenes & Memeable Moments
Streamer bait? You bet your slime-covered socks. This one’s for the clippers.
? Fluid Controls + Pixel Art Carnage
Old-school arcade vibes with modern spice. All the charm, none of the jank.
One day, BOOM—some genius blows up a waste plant. Next day, sludge-mutants take over the city. You? You’re one of the last humans standing. Armed with nothing but sheer willpower and a really angry shotgun.
Uncover the slime-filled truth behind the outbreak, evolve your loadout, and become the baddest post-apocalyptic slime-slayer this side of the arcade cabinet.
Welcome to the apocalypse, bro.
Grab a buddy or go solo—just don’t forget to reload.
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PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING REGARDING CONTROLLER SUPPORT:
Singleplayer supports both mouse/keyboard and controller. Take your pick.
For multiplayer, player 1 must use mouse/keyboard while player 2 must use controller.
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